Luigi's Ballad - a la conquista de la princesa

Luigi ya está cansado de esconder sus sentimientos. Es hora de mostrar su  lado más sensible! Un fontanero con el corazón en la mano! Aunque al parecer, su hermanete tampoco le va a dejar las cosas tan fáciles, que una fémina es una fémina.

Un video musical de 'Starbomb' con gracia y salero que nos enseña una nueva y no imaginable faceta de los compañeros del Reino Champiñón. Pero ahí no termina la cosa, si os ha gustado éste musical tenéis 12 canciones más, subidillas de tono, en su album de iTunes recién sacado a la venta estas Navidades. Egoraptor's at the mic!!

Aquí las lyrics por si queréis cantar o entender la historia mejor xD

[Luigi - Danny]
Princess Peach, won't you listen to my speech
I don't have any stars of invincibility
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
I'm your Luigi

[Mario - Egoraptor]
What up, bitch?! I got a 1UP, bitch!
What's inside that Question Block? It's my dick!
It's-a-me a-Mario I'm more Italian than pastrami
I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami
I saved you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky
Must I be a raccoon to get inside your Tanuki?
I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen
My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean
So suck it!

[Luigi]
Mario, you always do this shit
I like a girl and you ruin it
By yelling stuff about your dick
Until they go away!

[Peach Bloom]
Hey, Luigi, it's okay
That Mario's a bit risqué
Just tell me what you need to say
Please don't be afraid!

[Luigi]
Oh, Princess!
It means so much for me to hear you say that.
The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that- GOD DAMN IT

[Mario]
I'm here to pleasure that ass!
I'd like to go first, Princess, but I always come last
And you say we'll get together but I'm jackin' off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones!
I am tired of your run-around it's such a fuckin' hassle
I go through shit and then you're in another fuckin' castle
You gotta think about it? Well I don't believe the hype
You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe!

[Peach]
Oh Em Gee!
I can't decide on which of you should be the guy
To take me on a moustache ride that'll redefine my life

[Luigi + Peach]
I'm ready to give love a shot
It's not about how many coins you got
I just know I like you a lot

[Mario]
Yo sluts! Check out my yacht!

[Luigi]
Ugh!

[Luigi]
Let me take you on a magic kart ride
[Mario]
I'll bust all yo' balloons when I smack your backside
[Luigi]
We'll have some fun, I'll bring my friends along
[Mario]
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong

[Mario]
Come on, Peach! It's time to make your choice!
I'm the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice
Green lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me
It's time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea (nis!)

[Mario]
So! Who's it gonna be, Princess?

[Peach]
I choose... Toad!

[Mario+Luigi]
TOAD?!
[Peach]
Well his whole body's shaped like a dick.
[Mario]
Ohhhh, mhm, yeah, definitely.
[Luigi]
Oh, yeah, okay, mushrooms look like dicks, yeah-huh.

¿Para qué 'jusucristos' queréis villancicos si hay temazos como estos?

►"I choose you to die - [Pokemon]"

►"It's dangerous to go alone - [The Legend of Zelda]"

►"Mega martial problems - [Megaman]"

►"Regretroid - [Metroid]"

Por 9.99$ tenemos un regalazo sonoro muy creativo para estos reyes, y sino hay ganas de gastar pasta a lo loco (aunque bien se han currado éste album con el que debutan) las escucharemos con mucho gustazo por el Youtube. Yo no puedo dejar de cantarlas XD

Bon Nadal a tots!